Good evening, my little devils/angels/non-denominational supernatural beings! I believe that I have neglected to mention that NIS America has recently announced that Disgaea 2 is coming to PC in January 2017! The Disgaea series is an anime SRPG dream – tons of different classes, wacky stories full of memorable and insane demons, angels, and humans, a near-bottomless well of skills, items, and equipment, and the ability to level all of those things up to level 9999 (that is not a typo) then reincarnate them with higher stats and do it all over again. But above all else – murderous, peg-legged, dual-machete toting penguins that end every sentence with “dood” and EXPLODE WHEN YOU THROW THEM. If you aren’t pre-ordering this now, something is wrong with you.
So, you know that one book, or game, or TV series, or whatever that just grabs ALL of your attention? Like, you kind of want to do other stuff too, but you must continue partaking of it? Well, Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past for Nintendo 3DS is apparently that game for me. I want to focus on writing a wonderfully witty, cutting, insightful entry for all of you out there – but I can’t stop. I have to keep killing slimes. I. Have. To.
But whilst I continue my slime death march, I can, in fact, bring a recommendation to any seasonal brew aficionados that may be out there. I was in a local pub and discovered Breckenridge Nitro Pumpkin Spice Latte Stout. Now, the name may be a mouthful, but the drink itself is absolutely superb – frankly the best seasonal pumpkin-themed beer I’ve had, and I’ve had more than a few.
Finally, this is last call for any requests or recommendations for the next profile of a member of the gaming community! Next one should go up soon!
Until next time friends, remember – when the best thing that can be said about you is “well, he hasn’t done anything OVERTLY racist, sexist, xenophobic, or bigoted in the last few days” then there is a better than good chance that you are both a terrible person and also not a good choice to be president. #SorryNotSorry Trump fans. – EWE