Alright, after last night, a decision needed to be made. I mean, I wasn’t going to just turn this blog into a full time discussion into the insane syphilitic ramblings of Donald Trump (primarily because I would quickly reach the point of just annihilating all of you fleshbags out of frustration), but at the same time, I knew there was just going to be too much material for me to NOT address on a fairly regular basis. So compromise I reached was to introduce a new recurring segment: WTF Did He Say Now?! Now, technically, I suppose we could use this segment to highlight an outlandish statement from ANY public figure, but let’s face it – they’re just about all going to be from the glowing orange shitbag of moronic hatred and stupidity.
Speaking of which…this absolute gem of skull-fucking insanity assaulted the world today:
This infuriates me on two levels. There is the immediate impact of this shriveled sack of shit dismissing the deaths of 3000 people as not happening simply because he doesn’t want to take responsibility for the failed relief efforts that led to them. That is obvious. But there is also a broader problem with this statement that makes me want to set fire to random things – the cockgobbler-in-chief’s regular practice of simply denying reality and creating and embracing an alternate, fictional universe as his official version of the truth. And then the further bolstering of this by his cronies and sycophants and supporters, despite the glaring and obvious evidence that what they are touting is in direct conflict to the OBVIOUS FACTS. To illustrate this another way, let me offer a comparison chart of our most recent presidential administrations.
This wasn’t a political plot by Democrats to make you look bad, you pathetic pissant. This was an independent study that looked at deaths that took place over the six month period following the hurricane that struck Puerto Rico that could have been avoided had electricity and infrastructure been restored. In other words, deaths that were directly a result of damage caused by the storms. So they WERE, in fact, the death toll from the storms. All 3000 of them. The Democrats didn’t kill them to make you look bad. The mayor of San Juan didn’t fake their deaths because she doesn’t like you. They died. Because of the hurricane. And your administration’s botched and failed response to it. You own that. Whether your addled, senile, barely functional brain can comprehend that fact or not, it doesn’t change the fact that it happened on your watch. It was your responsibility, and you failed. Nothing you say, nothing you do, no tweet, no bluster, no hashtag, no lawsuit, no ranting can change that. President. Trump. Failed. And 3000 people died.
Now…we’ll lighten things up next time, kiddos. I haven’t forgotten how to write about nerdy shit, and I’ve been doing a whole damn lot of it while I’ve been gone, I can tell you that. So next time should be a lot more upbeat. You know, unless Orange Julius Caesar says something stupid again…but what’re the odds of that, right? – EWE