Lookie here, mortals – I’ve managed to actually get a second stream done and uploaded! Still now live viewers/subscribers – but that’s ok, I think we have all learned by now that I can happily carry on a conversation with myself (Editor’s Note: …what’s that supposed to mean?) So, if you would be so kind, watch the replay of Let’s Play! w/ Evil Wizard, Esq. – The Witcher – Ep. 2 on Twitch or right here below!
As for some other goodies on their way, I’m still working out the script and a recording time for my flame-haired offspring and I to sit down and record the first episode of our podcast – with tentative topics being a breakdown of the new Legion expansion of the popular (and free to play) Diablo-killer, Path of Exile, as well as a discussion of the fantastic start that new North American pro wrestling promotion All Elite Wrestling has gotten off to recently! In addition, I’ve been bitten by the bug to do some old-school D&D dungeon crawling and have been powering my way through Baldur’s Gate: Enhanced Edition and will be bringing you my thoughts as I finish that campaign and carry over to the Siege of Dragonspear interquel. So you’ll be seeing, hearing, and reading me more and more, fleshbags! (Editor’s Note: Uh, that sounded kind of threatening, don’t you think…?) MWAHAHAHAHA! – EWE
Good evening, mortals! As I said last time, my fire-haired eldest spawn has decided that I should do a series of Let’s Play streams taking us through the world of The Witcher. To anyone that was able to join me live, thanks so much, and I’ll try to get the audio better next time. But if you missed it, well, there’s no time like the present to get caught up! Join me, won’t you?
I also uploaded it to my YouTube channel – and I would be ever so grateful if you followed and subscribed to either or both! (Editor’s Note: “Grateful” here having the meaning “won’t immediately torch your village.”) YOU’RE NOT HELPING.
That’s all for now, fleshbags! To anyone in the US, have a safe Independence Day, but remember – if you watch or support the Orange Hobgoblin’s Nazi Dictator Military Parade, I have a meteor with your name on it. – EWE
You may recall, humans, that I had recently mentioned some changes that were possibly in the works here at the Ominous Dark Tower (TM) and that details would be forthcoming. Well, that day has come! After consulting with my hordes of darkness (Editor’s Note: meaning me, which probably doesn’t count, his sons, and Malevolent Moogle) HORDES OF DARKNESS, I have decided that you all have not been graced with enough of me only posting here. As such, I have decided to expand my empire: in addition to getting back to posting more Game Night videos, I will be live streaming more on Twitch and posting some Let’s Play videos on YouTube. I’m also in the early planning stages, along with my boys, of writing and recording a periodic podcast focused primarily on gaming, comedy, and wrestling (although they rejected my naming it “GCW” and doing a loop of wrestling fans chanting “G-C-DUB! G-C-DUB”) with the occasional tangent when I feel the need to rant off-topic.
Further details and links will be coming soon, but to give you an idea how excited I am to do this, I cancelled my Netflix and subscribed to Game Pass just to give me more material to work with and fewer excuses not to work on it. I hope you enjoy what we have coming soon as much as you’ve enjoyed my ramblings here thus far. Because I’m going to need help and input to make this work…as I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing. Talk to you more soon, mortals! – EWE
Greets, mortals! Let’s start things off with a thank you to those of you that may have joined the game night crew earlier tonight as we dusted off the card table and streamed one of our favorites, Cards Against Humanity. As always, it was whack, inappropriate, borderline-aneurysm-inducing (Editor’s Note: well, for him, anyway) fun. For those that couldn’t join us live, don’t despair, my marvelous minions – just look below!
Now, normally that might be enough to call it a night – oh but I told you last time, old EWE has decided he wants to start ramping things up around here again. Sure, I may not be able to post as OFTEN as I might like – but when I do, dammit, I’m going to make damn sure it was worth it. So I have reached WAY back to find one of my most beloved segments from early in the blog’s life, dusted off the mothballs (Editor’s Note: or, in this case, freezer burn) whatever – I present to you the return of #FrozenFoodFridays!
So, let’s get the negatives out of the way right off the bat, shall we? Devour frozen meals have a completely godawful marketing department. I mean, a balls-out, what-the-shit, genuinely horrific messaging campaign marked their entrance into the marketplace, and only got marginally better with their recent Deadpool 2 tie-in commercial campaign. I loved that movie, but it didn’t influence my frozen dinner purchasing. The commercial itself was entertaining as hell though, I’ll give them that.
The problem with all of this fancy packaging, 6th grade “food you wanna fork” (seriously, that is their slogan – if my eyes rolled any harder they would fall out) marketing campaign, and Deadpool licensing agreement is that it all leads to increased cost to you at the register. When purchased at regular price, Devour frozen meals are some of the most expensive per ounce frozen meals you are going to find in the standard frozen food section of the grocer’s freezer, without venturing into specialty areas such as gluten free or the like. However, this is where the good news begins because the meals are quite often not at regular price recently – more and more often, they are on sale. And if you can find them while on such a sale, take full advantage of it, for you will not be disappointed.
I’ve not been fortunate enough yet to have sampled all of the wide variety of Devour meals, in particular the new sandwiches – but what I have had so far has been universally fantastic. Painless preparation – heat, stir, heat again, let stand, stir and enjoy. And as you’ve probably noticed above, they have one dish in particular that combines lasagna, alfredo sauce, Italian sausage, and bacon – four of my favorite things to eat in one scrumptious meal. Devour frozen meals definitely get a thumbs up from me!
That’s it for tonight folks, as old EWE is hearing the siren song of his sheets and blankets – but with luck maybe I can be back before the weekend is out! Until then, kiddos! – EWE
Long time, no see, mortals! I’ve been a bit swamped with various unexpected events lately – still am, truth be told – and as such, have not had the opportunity to either game nor write nearly as often as I would like. However, Dracollia, Beefer, Monkey, and Special Buddy were able to all join me for Game Night last night and we were able to throw a live stream up on the Twitch channel of Dragon’s Crown Pro for PS4. While some headset issues prevented you from enjoying our typically insane banter, the gorgeous art style and satisfying 2D brawler-RPG gameplay more than make up for it.
For some reason, I can’t embed Twitch the way I can YouTube, so you’ll have to hit the link above if you’re interested (Editor’s Note: and if you can help us solve this little dilemma, feel free to educate us in the comments below). Until next time, humans! – EWE
Happy Friday, humans! So, technically yes, I know, the game is God of War…but let’s face it, the hook is that Kratos and Atreus are learning to be father and son every bit as much as they are an ass-kicking combo of gods. We tried something a little different for tonight’s stream, as Dad of War is obviously a single player game and I have not wanted to spoil the main story beats of the game. So, since Beefer has advanced the furthest in terms of combat ability and accessed a difficult optional battle with a Valkyrie Queen, we elected to stream his attempts to defeat her…with the rest of the crew providing him with, ahem “encouragement.” Hopefully you find it as entertaining as we found ourselves! Except Beefer. He didn’t appear to be entertained by it at all. You can find the video on YouTube or below.
Let’s start with the other stuff, humans! My journey through Midgard and the realms beyond alongside Kratos and Atreus continues, and it continues to amaze me with the development of both its world and its characters. I simply cannot exaggerate how much of a rebirth this game is for Kratos – from a mindless avatar of rage and destruction to a wizened, saddened, but still angry, and struggling to be better, father and man. I can’t get into too many details without spoiling story beats, and that would be criminal because you simply owe it to yourself to play this game because I don’t know how any game this year is going to beat it as a pure gaming experience. I cannot get enough of it, and am enjoying every moment I spend with it.
When I’ve put down the PS4 controller and gone to bed (Editor’s Note: and subsequently failed to fall asleep) I’ve been spending some time with Adol Christin’s adventure in Ys: The Oath in Felghana. The Ys series of action-RPGs is one to which I am definitely late to the party, as I have had them lingering in my Steam library for quite some time but have only recently begun playing through them – but I don’t mind because that has resulted in the most pleasant kind of surprise. Fantastic, challenging combat and platforming, creative level design, and absolutely stellar boss battle design have made these games a complete blast for me to play. The storylines are fairly standard anime fare – which, as an anime fan, I’m not complaining about, but if you aren’t an anime fan, won’t do much for you. But overall, in my time playing through Ys Origins and now Ys: Oath in Felghana, if you are a fan of action RPGs or action platformers at all, you owe it to yourself to try this game.
Finally, tonight, Dracollia, Beefer, and myself may have made some kind of dubious history by dealing in three-month-old-tomorrow Special Buddy! It was quite fun to watch as we banter, either on YouTube or Twitch or below!