Welcome to Sunday, humans! And what better way to celebrate than to completely ignore whatever mindless nonsense the fluorescent troll-mander-in-chief has spewed all over himself this weekend and instead get back to something more fun. So what’s on the menu tonight?
First off, after quite a hiatus, I’ve returned to World of Warcraft just in time for the latest expansion, Battle for Azeroth. After being monumentally disappointed in the Warlords of Draenor expansion, I skipped the Legion expansion entirely, and so I’ve got that entire expansion of content to work through in addition to BfA’s content. Fortunately, Dracollia and my sons all decided to hop back into Azeroth along with me, and the boys’ mom hasn’t stopped playing since we both started back in the days of Vanilla WoW. So I’m not going back alone! But in order for us to coordinate, we decided to form our own small guild – and thus was the Feline Mafia born.
In terms of other games I’m currently playing, I’ve actually been putting more and more time into a game on my phone that my oldest son turned me on to by the name of Alchemist Code. The game itself is a free download, with available in-app purchases. At first glance, you would be forgiven for thinking this is a typical gatcha-style anime-based Japanese cell phone game aimed at making a quick buck on American cell phones, but this assessment does it a huge disservice.
Unlike many other similar games, which feature a fairly standard style turn-based tap battle system, Alchemist Code is a full-fledged SRPG, in the vein of Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea. In fact, both of these references feel particularly appropriate – because while you can see from the image above that the main story and vibe of Alchemist Code is very much in the vein of the political machinations of Final Fantasy Tactics, the game regularly engages in crossover promotions with popular anime and game franchises, pulling in popular characters and storylines from universes including Fate/Stay, Phantom of the Kill, and most recently Disgaea.
In terms of SRPG gameplay, I would say that it plays most similarly to the PSP classic Jeanne d’Arc. Party size is initially limited to four (with an optional fifth “mercenary” character that can be hired with currency) and two characters placed in reserve that will sub in automatically upon the death of a party member. Each party member can be developed into multiple classes and skillsets from a master pool of points, gems, and currency. While there is the usual option to use real money to purchase gems or currency to advance at a more rapid pace, I have not put a single cent of real money into the game and I have not felt held back once – advancement still happens at a nice pace without feeling throttled.
All in all, I have to give Alchemist Code the highest marks – it truly is everything that a mobile game should be. No up front cost, no strings attached for players that don’t wish to, or can’t afford to, pay for advancement, but deep gameplay and story hooks that are enough that I have found myself tempted more than once to break my personal rule of not using real money to buy fake money in mobile games. If you have an iPhone or Android device and are a fan of SRPGs, you’d be doing yourself a disservice not to give it a try.
And if you play WoW and find yourself on Khaz Modan, consider causing trouble with the Feline Mafia! – EWE
Greets, humans! It’s once again been a minute since I was here last – I was under the weather the last few weeks, which after work and spending time with my sons and Malevolent Moogle, I have not had energy to do much more than crawl into bed and play some games or read a book for a bit before falling asleep. But the GOOD news for all of you is that now I can bring you the good, the bad, and the ugly of what I’ve been playing while laid up. Aren’t you all just the luckiest things?!
We begin with a title that I’ve been anticipating since I first saw that it was being localized for the Western market. It’s not secret that I’m a huge fan of SRPGs. So when NIS America, the purveyors of the amazing Disgaea series, began to show off their newest property, God Wars: Future Past for PS4 and Vita, I was giddy with anticipation. Well, ok, maybe “giddy” isn’t a word that particularly applies to me…but I was looking forward to it with something approaching positive emotion. While the title is available on PS4, my purchase and review were done with the Vita version of the game – because I will support the greatest Sony console of all time for as long as it takes until I get a goddamn Vita 2. Are you listening to me, Shuhei?!
Now, this isn’t going to be a deep dive on what makes up an SRPG. Suffice to say, the name of the game is tactical positioning and planning, as well as class grinding to mold your individual characters into a well-balanced and complementary fighting force, to be deployed on various isometric, grid-based maps and engage in turn-based movement and combat with enemy forces. That basic concept underlies the entire genre; but that said, SRPGs through the years have tended to gravitate toward one of two camps. The first camp is made up of games with tough battles, deep plots full of political scheming and intrigue, and relatively little grinding outside of that needed to unlock new classes or purchase new equipment. Some excellent entries here include Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions and Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together. Those of you that have been here since the beginning of my little blog will remember that I reviewed Tactics Ogre once upon a time. In the other camp, one populated by NIS itself on many occasions, are wacky, anime-inspired SRPGs which are the essence of the term “over-the-top.” These games eschew dark political plots for comedic, barely necessary stories that are primarily there to get you on the grinding treadmill, which is the true star of the show – getting all of your stats to obscenely high levels in order to challenge god-like uber-bosses after the main scenario has ended. In games like my recent review of Disgaea 5 Complete on the Nintendo Switch, the vast majority of the game doesn’t start until the “story” is over.
Bridging the gap between these two groups is a PSP original title that I absolutely adored – Jeanne d’Arc. A fantasy retelling of the story of Joan of Arc, set in an anime-inspired alternate history involving beastmen and magic, it deftly combined the slick anime presentation and somewhat quicker combat of the Disgaea titles with the deeply political and historical plotline that would have been at home in a Final Fantasy Tactics title. So, where would God Wars land – serious, wacky, or somewhere in the middle?
I’m pleased to say that much like Jeanne d’Arc, God Wars occupies a happy middle ground in the SRPG genre. Imagine a feudal Japan in which every mythological god, goddess, yokai, spirit and the like were all present and accounted for, accepted as part of the fabric of the world. In this fantastical history, Princess Kaguya is freed from imprisonment and sets out in search of her mother, who disappeared after being forced to sacrifice Kaguya’s sister to appease the angry gods of Mt. Fuji a decade before. Along the way, she will meet and befriend a host of humans, demons, gods and goddesses, as well as master over twenty different character classes, each with its own skill tree and abilities. Along the way, she will also help the common villagers she encounters by way of taking up requests from shrines – side missions that are repeatable and function as both sidequests as well as the grinding mechanic to replace random encounters on the world map. This is a welcome change, as once a request is accepted, the party is transported directly to the battlefield. Combat is standard, grid-based SRPG fare.
The story manages both lighthearted and serious moments, and treads the line of being serious without ever taking itself TOO seriously. Likewise, battles are challenging, but never to the point of needing hours of grinding simply to proceed to the next plot point. Each character may equip a main class, a sub-class, and has an inherent unique class, all of which determine the pool of abilities available to that character in battle. The system is flexible enough to allow for a wide variety of builds, without suffering from the crippling feeling of having TOO MUCH freedom and being paralyzed by that freedom.
The artwork in this game is what jumps out immediately and grabs hold of someone, and interestingly this beautiful aesthetic also serves to highlight one of the games biggest weaknesses. While cutscenes, character models, and portraits are absolutely gorgeous to behold, they stand in stark contrast to the bare minimum effort that seemed to go into designing the levels and maps on which you will spend most of your time in combat. A dull, brown rock quarry looks like the dull, brown mine, and you’ll quickly stop paying any attention whatsoever to the backdrop for your battles because it’s just so boring to look at. The other primary flaw in God Wars is not a visual, but technical. Despite having the entire game downloaded and installed on my Vita’s memory card, I still experienced far too many loading screens that went on for far too long. Now, I’m no stranger to SRPGs and portable consoles – and had the load times been limited to transitions between the map and combat, I likely would have said nothing. But a cardinal sin in gaming for me is when I press the menu button and am forced to endure a load screen just to arrive at the main menu. This is compounded by a fucking load time when going into submenus for inventory or class management. I understand this is a portable title with a lot of assets but this just seems like it could have been avoided with a little more work on the part of the developer. Thankfully, the game is good enough that these irritants are minor and don’t detract from wanting to proceed through it.
All in all, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my time with God Wars: Future Past. It has combined all the things I’ve enjoyed in other SRPGs into one slick, beautifully presented package – and despite a few technical hiccups and some bland backgrounds, is just an absolute blast to play. It has kept me up more than a few nights saying “just one more battle” – and really, as gamers, isn’t that the ultimate praise we can give something?
So that’s the verdict on God Wars! Looking down the road, in addition to bringing you some more reviews as I get time (and more recipes if I ever find the energy to cook again), I’m also toying with the idea of doing a redesign of the look and layout of the entire blog. As I’ve said before, I never thought anyone would ever find or enjoy my little contribution to the interwebs, but as some folks have and you all seem fucking crazy enough to keep coming back (boy do I wish you’d have a few words with this girl I know…), I want to keep things looking good! For my fellow bloggers and writers out there, if there are any suggestions or favorite layouts that you would recommend, I’d greatly appreciate if you would leave them in the comments or find me on Facebook or Twitter. Thanks in advance, and I’ll see you all again soon! Unless that motherfucking maniacal mental midget masquerading as the US president manages to get us all killed by starting WWIII via Twitter somehow. – EWE
Good evening, my little devils/angels/non-denominational supernatural beings! I believe that I have neglected to mention that NIS America has recently announced that Disgaea 2 is coming to PC in January 2017! The Disgaea series is an anime SRPG dream – tons of different classes, wacky stories full of memorable and insane demons, angels, and humans, a near-bottomless well of skills, items, and equipment, and the ability to level all of those things up to level 9999 (that is not a typo) then reincarnate them with higher stats and do it all over again. But above all else – murderous, peg-legged, dual-machete toting penguins that end every sentence with “dood” and EXPLODE WHEN YOU THROW THEM. If you aren’t pre-ordering this now, something is wrong with you.
So, you know that one book, or game, or TV series, or whatever that just grabs ALL of your attention? Like, you kind of want to do other stuff too, but you must continue partaking of it? Well, Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past for Nintendo 3DS is apparently that game for me. I want to focus on writing a wonderfully witty, cutting, insightful entry for all of you out there – but I can’t stop. I have to keep killing slimes. I. Have. To.
But whilst I continue my slime death march, I can, in fact, bring a recommendation to any seasonal brew aficionados that may be out there. I was in a local pub and discovered Breckenridge Nitro Pumpkin Spice Latte Stout. Now, the name may be a mouthful, but the drink itself is absolutely superb – frankly the best seasonal pumpkin-themed beer I’ve had, and I’ve had more than a few.
Finally, this is last call for any requests or recommendations for the next profile of a member of the gaming community! Next one should go up soon!
Until next time friends, remember – when the best thing that can be said about you is “well, he hasn’t done anything OVERTLY racist, sexist, xenophobic, or bigoted in the last few days” then there is a better than good chance that you are both a terrible person and also not a good choice to be president. #SorryNotSorry Trump fans. – EWE